The “Revenge of the Mamis”!!!

Ever since I wrote a piece on the Mamasβ€œMy close encounters with Mamas” (read here) – their counterpart, the Mamis stopped being kind to me. β€œEnnada, engala pathi ellam ezhutha maatiyo??” (You will not write about us and all??) – was the usual refrain wherever and whenever I met them. Though my immediate reaction was – β€œOh so these people are reading my blogsπŸ˜ƒβ€- I thought to myself that I must soon set this imbalance right. Hence this attempt. Typically in Tamil Nadu, any married lady from the Brahmin community is referred to as Mami sometimes in reverence, sometimes with scorn and sometimes in jest. For the purpose of contextualization, Mamis being referred so in this piece are ones who are now in their 60’s and may be early 70’s. And there is a reason for this funneling which will reveal itself at the end.

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For decades, the Mamis were generally a subdued lot – sacrificing their interests, their choices,..,… for the sake of the family and single mindedly pursuing their husband’s and children’s interests selflessly. They took pride in the achievement of their kids and remained contended in whatever they were doing. But since the late 90’s the Mamis started taking a different avatar. It would be tempting to attribute this change to the overall rise of India and the Indian Middle class post liberalization. But I wouldΒ ascribe this change to the rise of India as an IT behemoth and the subsequent changes it brought to the typical Tambram household. In a book titled β€œIndian Express” by Daniel Lak, the author quotes Kris Laxmikanth – a headhunter specializing in IT in Bengaluru saying that the ascent of India in the domain of IT can be owed to the β€œrevenge of the Brahmins”. And may I say that the ascent of IT in India has led to the β€œRevenge of the Mamis” in Tamil Nadu and elsewhereπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ. This revenge saga manifests in few ways:

  • Far from being limiting their sojourn to pakathu veedus (neighbourhood), Kovil (Temple) and Kacheri(Concert), today the Mamis travel around the globe and if need be alone.
    • If its 1 year in the Washington in the US to meet up with the elder son, then its Wellington in NZ the next year with the daughter!!! β€œEnnoda passportla pages romba seekram theernthu pogarathuπŸ˜“β€ (The pages in my passport getΒ over very quickly) is a lament you can hear if you overhear 2 Mamis conversing. And the other Mami quipping – β€œNaan oru Jumbo passporta vaangi vachundurikken” (I have taken a Jumbo passport)

     

    • Recently I went to a concert of Sanjay Subramanyam, where the hall was filled with Kanjivaram saris of different hue, one could overhear Mamas discussing Modi Vs Manmohan while the Mamis were comparing Sanjay’s rendition in Thyagaraja Aradhanas at Cleveland Vs Austin. β€œKalyani la antha β€œBajare Re Chitta” Clevelandla pona varsham paadinaar paarungo,. Romba nanna irunthathu. Austinla Kalyani paadala,..,…,..(In Raga Kalyani, the song he sang in Cleveland was very good. But in Austin he didn’t sing Kalyani)
    • Gone are the days when Mamis used to talk about going to Srirangam temple for Vaigunta Ekadasi and cross the β€˜Swarga vaasal’. Now its β€œPona Vaigunda Ekadasi annikku Pittsburg Venkatachalapathi kovil poyittu apparam we had a Potluck party. Naan puliyodarai pannindu ponenπŸ˜†. (Last year on Vaigunta Ekadasi we went to Pittsburg Venkatachalapathi temple and then we had a Potluck party. I prepared Tamarind rice)
  • In my general observations, I have noticed that the Mamis have far better comprehension of Geography compared to their counterparts. When the Mamas struggle to figure out if SFO was West coast or the East, the Mamis have no such confusion. β€œLA state na Louisiana state pa, Los Angeles illa” (LA state means it is Louisiana state not Los Angeles) – I heard a Mami clarifying to one MS aspirant the other day! And added in some measure β€œintha loosu payyan Bobby Jindal irukkaane – he is from there only” πŸ˜†πŸ˜† (This nut Bobby Jindal is from there only)
  • The other thing where Mamis completely overwhelm their better halves is in the domain of health.
    • Mamis are invariably troves of medical knowledge. Finding answers on complex health questions real time with any Mamipedia is more accurate and faster than any other β€œpedia” in the worldwideweb πŸ˜†
    • I can confidently vouch that most of the Mamas have very little clue on their ailments, dosage of their medicines,.. and are completely dependent on their Mamis to guide them on these. β€œIntha tablet saapaatukku pinnala. Itha poi saapaatukku munnala pottu karele”?? (This tablet is supposed to be taken after meal. You are taking this before???) – is a dialogue one can hear often in Tambram households.
    • On a visit to the Doc for routine checkups, it is mostly the Mami who does most of the talking. Young Docs have confessed to me that they get tensed and their BP starts shooting up when they see a Mama walking in with the Mami beside for consultation. β€œDr, last time his LDL was 200 and still you didn’t prescribe any Statin! You better prescribe one this time!” (Why are you coming to me is a question the Doc usually avoids under those trying circumstances😜)
  • For long the Mamas have been masters of the Queen’s language, the kadichu thuppara (bite & spit) accent notwithstanding😜. Now it’s the Mamis who apart from being good at English, have mastered the accents as well. If they give the TOEFL today, they will come out with flying colous! Oops colors nope colours😜😜
  • In the age of social media, it is usually the Mami @ home who is more savvy than the Mama. While the tryst of the Mama in SM is by and large restricted to checking updates, it’s the Mami who is proactively active :). From sharing recipes of now extinct items like Thavala vadai to pics of their trip to Batu caves in Malaysia for Thai poosam to colourful and exotic Kolams (put in front of their daughter’s condo in Singapore for Onam😜)Mamis are in the forefront of the social media evolution and their own evolution.

In the times of Bahubali, the β€œRevenge of the Mamis” is happening full on. After years of being submissive, it’s their time of reckoning. And they are clearly enjoying it. And the Mamas have accepted it gracefully. Was there a choice??? What is that medicine post dinner???? 😜😜😜

Postscript: I mentioned that this piece is about Mamis in the 60’s and above. What about the younger lot? Ladies in the 30’s/40’s and 50’s?? Well, do I need to stake my personal future, writing about them in a post that too in the context of revenge,…,…??? 😝

Escape,β€¦β€¦β€¦β€¦β€¦β€¦β€¦β€¦β€¦β€¦β€¦β€¦β€¦β€¦β€¦β€¦β€¦β€¦β€¦β€¦β€¦β€¦β€¦β€¦β€¦β€¦β€¦β€¦Β πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜

Disclaimer: Satirical piece – hence pardon the sweeping generalisations and stereotyping with no intention to harm anybody.πŸ™

0 thoughts on “The “Revenge of the Mamis”!!!”

  1. Superb. Hilarious. Enjoyed even though I dont understand Tamil, so can imagine how funny it must be if one can understand the real Language. Loved the “mamipedia” bit, next they would be able to give Google a run for their money ☺ Wonderful piece

      1. I completely agree. Even a seemingly simple Sanskrit word like Shraddha van only be loosely translated in English as Faith. But I shared with couple of my Tamil friends and they were delighted to read πŸ™‚

  2. Shankar Bharadhwaj

    Anand too good as usual.
    The Post Scipt was too good , or can we put this as Punch Scipt?????????

  3. Anand
    Well written. Yes the IT boom has taken the Mamis also al over the world. You would not surprised mamis talkimg about Wimbledon. .. cricket match in Austrslia.

  4. Rsa, How did you think of this common theme as a subject? Amazing. One might say you are stereo typing all mamis. But it is true and your description would correctly fit most of them!! However Seetha Patti is a different class all together though!!!
    Well done.

  5. RSA – kalakittel pongo….. Ungathu Mami feedbac
    k enna…. I really liked and admire you observaation skills and bringing out 100% in your writeup. That is great…..

  6. MUKUNDKUMAAR VR

    Good understanding of mamis – I think you left uncovered the mamis attagasam on fb & their profile pictures. If they find that mama is decent enough to be posted on the profile they will have a joint photo other wise the images of Rama,krishna etc.

  7. Anand,

    It seems Mukundakumar’s comments are just an extension to your post and does not look like a comment. Ha ha ha !!!!

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